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[–] [email protected] 97 points 4 months ago (19 children)

My car makes it slightly difficult to change lanes if I don't signal, some resistance on the steering wheel and a warning beep beep beep that I'm "drifting." There are some terrible roads around here that confuse the sensors so I do a bit of steering wheel arm wrestling now and then just to keep going straight.

[–] [email protected] 72 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (17 children)

That is why I turned lane assist off after a dozen false positives that felt like the car was going to steer me into danger with no benefits.

Parking assist got turned off when parking in a garage set off a cacophony.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 4 months ago (2 children)

It was when I was holding leftmost lane position passing a semi and it beeped and tried to steer me into said semi that I decided it can fuck off for ever lol

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It does that on highways with cyclist too

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Well of course, nobody elses life matters really! /s

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