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submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Wouldn't you want to be a fly on the wall of that boardroom.

Dan: "For fucks sake, Kevin!"

Kevin: "Calm down!"

Dan: "Calm down?!??"

Kevin: "Nobody's gonna notice..."

Dan: "NOBODY'S GONNA NOTICE THE MURDER OF A WHISTLEBLOWER?!!!!"

Kevin: "Well... it could be worse..."

Dan: "..."

Kevin: "..."

Dan: "What do you mean it could be worse, Kevin...?"

Kevin: "..."

Dan: "KEVIN!!"

Kevin: "Well, you know... you could pay an ex-marine suffering from PTSD to do a... you know..."

Dan: "...A WHAT, KEVIN?!?"

Kevin: "...a 3 for 1 special sale..."

Dan: "...a what?"

Kevin: "Well I'm saying, in all likelihood, it could get worse..."

Dan: "..."

Kevin: "..."

Dan: "...for fucks sake, Kevin."