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Dammit. Got too hung up on scoffing at the 'more churches than casinos' line to even expect the pun setup.
Ehh, that's probably true. I think there are about 500 churches and around 150 casinos. Lots of people live there.
It depends what you count as a casino. I grew up in Las Vegas and there's slot machines in most grocery stores and gas stations. Also the airport has slot machines. If that counts as a casino then there's hundreds if not thousands.
We don't call that gambling, no, no, we call that LOTTERY! In Georgia at least.