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Repeat after me "this problem isn't bothering me". There! fixed it (unfufadoo.net)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Lawful neutral cuz in 6mo when some “controller” punches three buttons to run a report and asks “Hey why’d you do that?” THEN I’ll have documentation. And a job.

Make ticket, receive assistance. Fight me on that and I’ll add you to my email inbox’s ruleset - I am now an LLM, and will gentle-tone you to death via faux misunderstandings

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Yep, hard-line lawful neutral. Though I lean chaotic evil when someone high enough on the food chain starts complaining.