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I go out of my way to not crap at work. (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 6 months ago (4 children)

You're doing it wrong! Nothing better than getting paid to poop!

https://www.jeffgeerling.com/sites/default/files/images/elmo-boss-makes-a-dollar.gif

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Wait, what. Why is this gif hosted on Jeff Geerling's site of all places?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

What, you don't think he poops too?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

That gif is when you are trying to get out a fat log after being constipated for a week.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Boss makes a dollar. I make a dime.

That’s why I poop on company time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You wanna be careful sharing that GIF.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

That guy pretends he was fired and sued for sharing that meme. He was neither. He was told off, got butt hurt and stopped going to work, got fired for not going to work, lied about being fired for the meme and got sued for the lie