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[–] [email protected] -1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

How else does one sleep? Not touching yourself??

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I sleep in a big bed with my wife

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I hope your imaginary friend dismembers you every night so you don't touch yourself in any way.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

You liberals are so violent