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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon gets a nickname (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

I was called "quarter machine" and kids kepts trying to shove coins down the back of my pants during 6th grade camp after someone pantsed me the first week in.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Supervillain origin story for the ass pennies guy

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies every day. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with. You handle my ass pennies every day. All of you! You ALL handle my ass pennies! Oh, I'll laugh at you before you can laugh at me. Because your pennies have been in my ass.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

"Do you know why they call me Mr Moneypenny?"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

I hope you invested that money wisely.