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[-] [email protected] 131 points 3 months ago

We are so close to being able to cum glitter. Just think of the possibilities. What a time to be alive.

[-] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago

Glitter is stored in the balls

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

"Let me nut some plastic into you, baby!"

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

kids in Detroit are using their jizz as hot glue.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

And since plastics mimic female hormones...

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

My loads will be a shotgun blast of funfetti

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

cumfetti

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

The very last, maybe.

this post was submitted on 11 Jun 2024

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