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This is the way I look at it. I don't care if someone is homosexual because honestly no one's sexuality is my business. However, I mercilessly mock the conservatives who keep getting caught fucking same sex partners because of the hypocrisy.
There's nothing shameful about a small dick. Use what you've got, we've all got talents. There is something shameful about feeling so insecure about some aspect of yourself that you'll get a big ass vehicle that you'll never get full use out of because you refuse to address your insecurities. The small dick comments are just where we "meet them where they live".
Hell, I've got a truck because I haul shit a couple of times a week. It's not my main mode of transportation but I do drive it. If I got one of these because someone saw my truck unloaded I'd laugh my ass off. But there are definitely people who feel the need to prove some shit and would clutch all their pearls over a piece of paper from a stranger.
A truck's okay because it's actually utility vehicle. Just as long as it's not one of those big stupid American style ones.
But a lot of modern 4x4s can't actually operate off road very well. If Jeremy Clarkson mocks them for having one (and he's said as much) then you know it's bad.
It is a big ol' American truck, honestly, but it's not one of the coal rolling jacked up things. But I needed the size and towing capacity when I got it and still need the size today. Got it for a steal back when I didn't really have much money and, if I'm being honest, cared less than I do now. If I had it to do over again I'd get a big van instead.
But you've invented that they brought their car because of a small penis it's unlikely to actually be true.
Would you joke that a random black guy driving a Lamborghini is insecure about the color of his skin and post a little flier using race to mock him? Of course not.
This is why I prefer to call it small dick energy. You can have a small dick, and have big dick energy. You can have a big dick, and still need to overcompensate, thus small dick energy.
Try to cover for it all you want, we all know the truck would reject you as a driver if your penis could be seen with the naked eye. That's how it works, I don't make the rules.
My eye ain't all that's naked when I drive it.
Good thing you can't get arrested for indecent exposure since they can't see it!
That's how I get away with it.
When itโs used to shame someone itโs still not okay. Like me calling you a removed or retard regardless of sexuality or disability.
Even still, such a waste of time and energy all around.
Edit: removed the slurs, because slurs