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Anon is stuck in a rut (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Lol, I'll even wake up sleeping with my back to the door -- no fear.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Wtf next thing you're going to say you sleep with your arm hanging off the side of the bed or your feet sticking over the edge. I'm surprised you're still alive.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

I've only woken up like that a few dozen times in my life.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What a mad lad. Is it possible to learn this power?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I guess just move your bed to the middle of the room and wait until you get used to it. I'm not sure about the subconscious/sleeping part... Maybe it'll just happen naturally over time?