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[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Raise your hand, if you want to transform all roads into a bumpercar arena. ๐Ÿ™‹ Imagine how fun commuting would be.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I'm just imagining having a shitty morning, commuting to work, and some little 12 year old twerp keeps smashing into me from behind at full speed...ugh.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

I would fuckin love shoving people going 5 mph under the speed limit out of the fast lane. There are many times that I've wished I had a Romulan disruptor mounted to the front of my car so I could disintegrate the car in front of me and go about my merry way.