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Idaho bar celebrates "Heterosexual Awesomeness Month" with free beer for straight men (www.lgbtqnation.com)

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Idaho bar celebrates "Heterosexual Awesomeness Month" with free beer for straight men

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Oh you thought red lobster fucked up? Hold my beer

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

What did Red Lobster do?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

Sell their land to a shell company (pun intended) which leased the land back to the main company at inflated rates as part of a convoluted financial scheme to embezzle money, and then blame the endless shrimp.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Endless skrimpz