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I thought I was alone (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Only a hidden snake? What if they weren't hiding?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That's just Ralph the Toilet Snake.

He guards the knife.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I have a toilet snake. You can buy those at any hardware store y'know.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

If the snake wasn't hiding and she saw it, then she was asking for it when she sat down.