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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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I thought I was alone (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 83 points 5 months ago (2 children)

If you are worried about late marriage you can easily avoid it by going straight to cats and a manfree lifestyle.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Cool, but to make room for the cats I had to flush all my snakes down the toilet. Am I doing this right?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Oh shit, flush the snakes?? Not the husband??

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I don't see the contradiction.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Lolololol, good point!!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Worst thing for women's friendships is marriage. Stick with your fellow ladies. Live in a big house together and embrace the sorority lifestyle. Reject the Patriarchy, abandon legal monogamy, and embrace Amazonian thought.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This sounds awesome. Can I become an honorary woman so I can get in on this? I come with a 100% little brother vibes guarantee.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Yes, little brother vibes are good vibes. 👍

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Please 🥺