this post was submitted on 03 Jun 2024
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[–] [email protected] 194 points 5 months ago (2 children)

That's not very nice, trying to scam a kid out of their cool leaf for a measly ice cream.

[–] [email protected] 116 points 5 months ago (3 children)

In an effort to teach my kid about money, I offered to give my kid $1 to buy the rocks in their pocket. They said yes, but took my dollar and tried to walk away. After wrestling the dollar back, it became a uneasy truce where we both hand things back at the same time.

And halfway through, my kiddo said this was dumb and gave me some of his rocks if I left him alone.

There's no meaning to this story.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That's a dumb story. I give you my upvote. Now leave.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If they try to stay will you wrestle your upvote back?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I mean, he learned haggling? Usually that happens BEFORE the exchange of money but... It's a start I suppose

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

he learnt theft and bribery.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

I ain't takin any low-ballers here!