Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
Be nice.
No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

There's vomit on his clean blue jeans,

Dad's sardines.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Snap back to the crab fishing

Oop, there goes dad with his

Hook, he so mad that this

Wont, catch a crab with it

Nope, he's so bad at it

Hope, he slows down a bit.

You better...