Vegancirclejerk - the largest community of actual vegans on the internet! Ⓐ⚑Ⓥ
About us
"Veganism is a way of living that is just awesome, plus we totally get enough protein! Also, we totally get enough oral sex. Probably more than you, to be honest. Not bragging, just stating facts." - The Vegan Society
"They asked me to be careful and I was confused as to why, my b12 count has never been higher!" - John
"Dominion is horror filmmaking at its absolute finest." - IMDB"
Rules
- No meatflakes or meatflake Apologists
Absolutely under no circumstances are meatflakes allowed to freely participate in this community. Meatflakes/Carnists includes all persons who are not ethical vegans. We do not condone carnist coddling and hand-holding of any sort. This includes no advocating for animal deaths. The right to an animals life is non-negotiable. No advocating in favor of animal testing, death, or mass euthanasia.
- No Non-Leftists, Health and/or Environmental "Vegans"
Veganism is a leftist social justice movement for animal liberation. It is not a diet for your health and it is not for the human environment. This also, obviously, means No slurs/bigotry, Why would you even want to?
- No support of PBC
We do not condone or advocate for plant based capitalism. We will never support animal agriculture companies, or any business that exists to extract profit from vegans while funding animal exploitation. We are frustrated these businesses have infiltrated every vegan space and being represented online by ads for TVP and first world convenience food. We're not here to make food aisles bigger, this is about animal liberation. We have all had this convo already which leads us to rule 5
- No Debates/Serious Discussion
This is a community for memes for vegans and by vegans. There are lots of other places where you can have your debates.
- No Hero Worship, Influencers or Marketing
This is a community to jerk about veganism, not a place to promote your ego, new products, or embarrass yourself worshiping a YouTuber. If it is going to a good veganism related cause then message us and it will be approved at our discretion.
- No Meta Posting
Meta posting is usually very boring and not fit for a meme subreddit. I wish I could extend this to all the other vegan subreddits. If you really need to post meta about something with circlejerk in the name get a grip and delete your account
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welcome, pickle!
Wow way to assume I eat meat.
You catch more flies with honey
Honey isn't vegan
Oh damn, busted
Is gelato vegan?
Frozen custard? It isn't.
Isn't most of veganism based on consent?
Bees are the epitome of consent. If the hive didn't want to be in that beehouse they would leave.
TIL domestic abuse is consentual. After all if the abused party didn't want to stay they could just leave.
See the problem. If you put an equally good hive nearby and didn't take the honey from it the bees would probably stay there.
Also honey farms are hotbeds of disease and we don't have little bee vets. We plug the hive with petroleum soaked rags and burn them alive. Cool and good.
Honey bee farming also displaces native pollinators leading to starvation and death.
The queen is too large to fit through the screens keeping her in and the hive is pretty doomed without her.
Factually you don't, and people have tried being nice to carnist for... oh I don't know 3 thousand years?
If you're stupid enough that you'll only consider doing the right thing if people act sycophantic then I'm going to mock you for it. You absolute dreg, you moron, you shiver looking for a spine to crawl up.
Unless you're just a vegan trying to be nice in which case I respectfully disagree in circlejerk coms as above. You wonderful, shining, humble paragon of virtue and peace.
I'm a shitty awful animal-abusing carnist, but that last line goes pretty hard. Did you come up with it, or is it from something?
You know: your disinterest in taking trivial actions in order to educate yourself or improve your life is entirely consistent with your ideology of murder through sheer laziness.
Fine, keep your secrets.
Mate, you can search your questions
And you can answer an easy question, mate. If only life were so simple, yeah?
Actually I can't. Got cursed the other week.
Oh my! I'm sorry for speaking so carelessly. I hope you find a shaman soon ❤️
Pickle was practically the apex predator