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You know that asteroid that almost destroyed Earth in the 90s? Turns out the whole thing was secretly created by Michael Bay, who then PAID Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck to look heroic while blowing it up!
this post was submitted on 23 Mar 2024
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I'm a Minnesotan that just sent this to like a dozen people.
I sang the comic!
Canadians, find this southerner. This is the type of thing the Geneva Checklist is for!
No frack you this is hilarious and awesome!
Wait, is he implying that Gordon Lightfoot is not an awesome songwriter?
When you said he did you refer to Randall or Trabic?