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[-] [email protected] 146 points 3 months ago

The popemobile is also bullet proof, to... erm... supplement the power of prayer.

[-] [email protected] 62 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Usually I’d call someone like that a hypocrite, but considering he took two bullets… I understand why he wouldn’t want a repeat of that experience.

[-] [email protected] 53 points 3 months ago

Why did god want the pope shot?

[-] [email protected] 47 points 3 months ago

"God works in mysterious ways"

[-] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago

God wanted a popemobile. Q.E.D.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

What does God need with a ~~starship~~ popemobile?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Quantum Erectile Dysfunction: I swear it's hard when you're not directly observing it.

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