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The popemobile is also bullet proof, to... erm... supplement the power of prayer.
Usually I’d call someone like that a hypocrite, but considering he took two bullets… I understand why he wouldn’t want a repeat of that experience.
Why did god want the pope shot?
"God works in mysterious ways"
God wanted a popemobile. Q.E.D.
What does God need with a ~~starship~~ popemobile?
Quantum Electrodynamics
Quantum Erectile Dysfunction: I swear it's hard when you're not directly observing it.