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[-] [email protected] 53 points 3 months ago

Why did god want the pope shot?

[-] [email protected] 47 points 3 months ago

"God works in mysterious ways"

[-] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago

God wanted a popemobile. Q.E.D.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

What does God need with a ~~starship~~ popemobile?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Quantum Erectile Dysfunction: I swear it's hard when you're not directly observing it.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago

To teach him that dignitaries on display are vulnerable to snipers

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

To make him holy

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Probably for covering up all those pedophiles.

this post was submitted on 29 May 2024
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