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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I let my wife talk me into getting a Brazilian with her this year. I've gone every 4 weeks since and I have to say, it's a life changing experience.

No more wiping for more than about 4 times. No chafing. No stubble. Just smooth hairless ass-crack.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Get a bidet and no need to get the Brazilian!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I kept my ass shaved during the pandemic. Only had to use like 2 squares of single ply toilet paper per shit. Ass hair is a conspiracy by toilet paper companies to sell more toilet paper.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Honestly just get a bidet.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I should have gone to a professional, that's for sure

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I have a hairy as fuck ass and still only need about 4 wipes a shit. Diet is the biggest factor in needing to wipe, not ass hair presence.