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Can Maury reveal it as well?? I would actually watch it then!
Can Maury moderate it? Bring in some family members before they reveal the test results, maybe some videos played to tell us a bit more about them
Hold on, we don't want him getting aroused.
Perfect. And throw in a few surprise paternity tests at the same time
I’m sure he has at least a dozen illegitimate kids.
The best would be if he actually wasn't Baron's father...turns out Melania had a side piece, too.
Oh I meant like several dozen women come out with his illegitimate heirs, but that’d actually be pretty fuckin hilarious.