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As a designer, the conversation went like this:
Boss - I need a pie chart to show our goals!
Designer - Cool what are the percentages?
Boss - 57%, 77%, 100%
Designer - Are you sure a pie chart? Not a bar graph or anything else that shows growth?
Boss - I clearly said Pie Chart and I need it done in 15 mins!
Designer to himself - fuck whatever I don't get paid enough for this shit anyway.
As a data analyst / engineer, I usually go through a similar journey producing those percentages.
Boss: "I need to know when we'll reach 100% of households having high speed internet."
Analyst: "Good morning to you too! Who has the data?"
Boss: "I thought you do?"
Analyst: "No, I'm pretty sure I haven't seen any, uh, internet speed data in our warehouse."
Boss: "Have you looked in the computer?"
Analyst: "... I'll talk to Marc, he's got his contacts with the ISPs, we'll figure something out. What does high speed mean?"
Boss: blank stare
Analyst: "Right, I'll talk to the Definitions Department. How should I calculate the forecast? Average over the..."
Boss: "Right, I gotta head to a meeting. You've got until tomorrow EoB."
Analyst: Hectically mashes a dozen different data shapes of historical reports into a unified model, plots the progress so far, curses, tosses some generic trend formula at it because fuck trying to actually figure out the semantics