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Conservative Owns the Libs by Paying $4,000 a Month for His Ford F-350 (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 117 points 5 months ago (15 children)

What if you have to help a friend move a couch once every 5 years? What then?

[–] [email protected] 71 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (14 children)

lol right? Surely you couldn't just rent one by the hour from Home Depot or some crazy shit like that... Oh wait, you can and it's like $20. There really is no justification for the vast majority of personal truck ownership. It's just a status symbol for trashy jerks. Although I suppose that technically counts as hauling a lot of trash.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago (12 children)

If you actually need to haul stuff a van is vastly superior in most scenarios. The only use case that a pickup truck really makes sense for is for towing, but even then something like a range rover seems like a better option?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

Hauling trash, debris, or brush works way better in a pickup. I want to be able to hose the shit off and not have it inside with me lol But i agree that a van is better than everything else

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