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[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Reasons not to eat meat omg.

"Some tapeworm larvae can live in a human brain for years without causing problems. Others can wreak havoc, often when they start to die, which causes inflammation. The most common symptoms are seizures, headaches and dizziness. ADVERTISEMENT

There are roughly 2,000 hospitalizations for the condition, known as neurocysticercosis, each year in the United States, according to the journal Emerging Infectious Diseases.

Scott Gardner, curator of the Manter Laboratory for Parasitology at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln, said once any worm is in a brain, cells calcify around it. “And you’re going to basically have almost like a tumor that’s there forever. It’s not going to go anywhere.”"

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Did you shout ADVERTISEMENT in the middle of your comment?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Yeah I’m not so sure about BE SURE TO DRINK YOUR OVALTINE this brain worm stuff.