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[–] [email protected] 155 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Gotta love my fellow millennials - battered old souls that only the offer of getting murdered gets us properly motivated.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Most of us see that as a perk. “Wait, I can die right now, painlessly? Like totally painless? Where do I sign up?”

[–] [email protected] 64 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I mean, if the choice is instant, painless death or decade after decade of your parents asking why you don't own a house, I guess death is fine?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago

Dark but that sentiment aint coming out of now where.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

I mean a human unable establish a dwelling, that is a clear indicator of a sickness

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I mean, I dont care abut pain as much as time - like I would settle for something interesting, like getting sucked off to death ... into a jet engine at max speed.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

No capes!
... just a very flamboyant loincloth to the same effect ...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

"Their loincloth looked absolutely magnificent as they were being sucked into that jet engine!" - Eyewitness probably.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago

This seems to be a recurring trend. Human rights took more blood than ink to write.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)