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[โ€“] [email protected] 70 points 6 months ago (3 children)

OP has never heard of a montage

[โ€“] [email protected] 29 points 6 months ago (3 children)

That's the thing where you tie each other up for sexual gratification, right? Like in that Twilight fanfic? ๐Ÿ˜›

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (2 children)

No. It's the agreement you sign with a bank when buying a house.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

No, that's a morgage. You're thinking of the short walk between two lakes where you have to carry the canoe.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

No, that's a portage. You're thinking of a dish consisting of oatmeal or another meal or cereal boiled in water or milk.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

No, that's potage. You're thinking of a mixture, often of incongruous elements.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

years ago, people would go down alleyways

this technique was known as "a walk"

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That's the not-so-fun sexual innuendo.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (2 children)

My banking relationship is non sexual. However, they still manage to fuck me.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

and I keep going back for more

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

The original non binary polygamous relationship

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Wait... If you both tie each other up, how do you you get out?

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Very carefully.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Do they think movies play in real time? What do they think when there's a scene change?

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

The camera is jumping to an alternate reality where events happened just a little bit sooner than in the previous universe, but time is constant across universes.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

It can't be a montage if they are singing, unless we assume they skipped verses or repeated the song. Either way, I can tell you from personal experience that singing the same song for hours at a time does not make a good date

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

They recorded the singing in post

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

my guess is that a team of people drew it and none of it actually happened...