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[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I can't believe it's not posted here yet, so here we go.

Ehm.

NO, NO, NOT THE BEES! ALL OVER MY EYES! AARGHHH

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Not if you use the same insurance company.