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Trump Brags His Brain Worms Are Still Alive and Very Strong (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] [email protected] 98 points 6 months ago (2 children)

“My brain worm was not weak and small, it was so big that Timothee fucking Chalamet could have ridden it across my brain,” said an enraged Kennedy Jr.

LMFAO

[–] [email protected] -3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Like Trump could pronounce "Chalamet"

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago

"said an enraged Kennedy Jr."