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Senior dev be like... (programming.dev)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 198 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Half of those meetings are business MBAs asking "Why isn't more getting done on this project?"

[–] [email protected] 95 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The other half are about useful things, like what to do next, how your interfaces will look like, and "if you need help, just tell me, I can escalate it".

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

Oh, and how to prepare for the meeting on staging the discussion for the rollout of the plan for the new strategic initiative (first iteration)

I’m not exaggerating by that much, tbh.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 6 months ago (2 children)

As opposed to non-business MNBAs of course

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Isn’t that just the NBA? And what are those guys doing in business meetings?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Dunking on other projects.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Embarrassed after the WNBA had a killer season

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Major in Not Business Administration? :D

Also:

MNBA may refer to:

2-Methyl-6-nitrobenzoic anhydride, a condensing agent used in chemistry laboratories
Mongolian National Basketball Association

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

I feel this in my soul