Lemmy

It's an old story.

I used to be heavy into martial arts. I'm a big guy, ex power lifter, and with a good sized belly (though the exact size has fluctuated over the years).

I was working a job where I had the freedom to set up a kind of personal dojo in the side yard while working nights. Neighbor was a smartass after seeing me work out a bit, made sumo jokes to a guy doing cutting practice. Explained the difference between sumo and what I was doing.

The guy was slow, and asked if that was like the samurai.

I said yeah, because I was doing Japanese jujutsu, iaido and general kenjutsu. You know, samurai shit.

He cracks a joke that I must be the fattest samurai in the south. Which, at the time, I was maybe 18-20% body fat, so not even close compared to a couple of guys I took classes with. I had been cutting weight pretty good for months, despite still having that bulgy belly you get when you power lift. Looked fatter than I was tbh.

Anyway, trying to keep this to the short version.

I told the story to friends, and discovered I had a new nickname, as friends do. It got shortened to southern samurai, and after I started using that as a gaming handle, it got shortened to southsamurai by character limits.