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[–] [email protected] 209 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (5 children)

wonder if it's going to rat someone out by saying something along the lines of

A member of your Steam Family already owns Horny Hentai Ladies: Stupidly huge dongs GOTY

[–] [email protected] 117 points 7 months ago (2 children)

this will only increase the family bonding.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Hey stepsis, wanna play some horny fuck friends later this evening?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Sir this is a Wendy's.. and I'm stuck in the dryer

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Why does this Wendy's have a dryer?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

It seemed like the next logical step after the fryer

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

There is an anime that is basically this

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Oreimo(My little sister can't be this cute)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

Oh, thanks! That's gross, I'll stay away from that.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago

I’m sure Rep. Mike Johnson and his son are thrilled.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 7 months ago (3 children)

You can put those games as private

[–] [email protected] 31 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I'm still not 100% trusting that. Any time a dev comes up with a new feature like this one, they might forget to implement a check if the game is privated (or do the check and mess up properly hiding it).

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Exactly. This is like someone I knew who was a CSR blowing off steam at difficult customers by hitting mute and cussing them out. Like you realize that mechanisms fail all the time, right? This dude wouldn't entertain the idea that a mute button could fail. I tried.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I did that when I worked customer support. The only way I could retain the little bit of sanity I had left. But to be honest, we were so understaffed that even if I slipped, they wouldn't have fired me. There was one guy who was so angry with a customer that he wrote their number down, and then over his break called the customer with his private phone to argue with them. Still didn't get fired, lol.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Lol holy shit. I'm sure it's a very frustrating job at times. This guy was a parent and needed his job. I don't think they would've had all that much trouble replacing him

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

In my case, the only reason they'd fire people is if they refused to work overtime, hah.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Honestly that’s a great analogy.

I worked briefly as a CSR and during training they made a point of telling us that people had been fired because of doing exactly that when the mute button failed. That was over a decade ago, but I wouldn’t expect increased reliability today.

More recently, a friend who is a CSR told me that their software mute buttons only prevent the audio from going to the customer, but it’s still recorded and can be grounds for termination if the call was audited. I introduced her to a microphone with a physical mute button but made sure she knew that it could also fail (or most likely, that she might be using a different connected mic, in case the hardware mute would do nothing).

Office conferencing software also has a really bad record with their software mutes. I’ve had experiences with Teams, Zoom, and Webex where I’ve clicked mute, but wasn’t muted.

The mute button should be thought of as a feature for the person on the other line / the other people on the call - you’re reducing the noise so the focus can be on the conversation - not as a feature for your privacy. You can treat Private Games similarly - it’s so you don’t subject your friends to the thought of you playing sexually themed games, not so you’re guaranteed to be saved the embarrassment of people knowing that you’re playing them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

damn, i had exactly this happen to me.

i'm very happy to be a) not working with costumers anymore and b) much more chill than i was 20 years ago.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago

ah, right. that's a thing.

Goes to show how little I have needed it (or how little shame I have) :P

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Doesn't that still dhow up on your last 3 active games list?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

You'd notice that when you join their steam family because it would show up in your library

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I keep seeing people talking about sexual games on steam. I've yet to see one. I'm sure they exist .. but how common are they? Do people actually play those? Even if I wanted to do so, I would instantly assume because it's on steam there's a chance my friends could see me playing it no matter my settings, and that would be a no-go. It's just awkward.

It'd be like jerking off with the shades open because "well no one is supposed to be in my backyard". Okay but what if some kids are there to get their ball or something? You have to assume unexpected things will happen in life.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

It's fairly common, see a lot of them on the top selling games too