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Can I Put it in my Ass? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (7 children)

why is cerium yellow but other lantanides green, technetium is cheaper than you think (fission product) but it's also radioactive

plutonium and americium, and maybe uranium also should be blue, CIA would anal probe you for less

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (6 children)

You're right, wikipedia prices are way outdated. Unenriched isotopes aren't blue 'cause I'm assuming they'd let you live.

Edit: I couldn't find the reason for that, someone just told me to make it yellow. Back to green it goes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (5 children)

also make sulfur green, probably phosphorus too if not as white phosphorus

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

Not differentiated whether it's red, yellow or white phosphorus so it defaults to the hurty one lol

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