What funny things have your kids innocently said? (feddit.uk)

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I was cuddling with my 20 month year old daughter, who's vocabulary is limited to just "dad" and "hot", on our bed the other evening watching Snail on the Whale, when all of a sudden, after 10 minutes of complete silence, in her cute little voice she randomly babbles: "die bitch". My poker face skills were seriously put to the test.

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Today, while driving to daycare, my almost-3-year-old let me know she made a “motorcycle fart.”

this post was submitted on 08 Apr 2024

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