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[-] [email protected] 178 points 5 months ago

Got so tired of casual sex that they created competitive ranked sex.

[-] [email protected] 68 points 5 months ago

Ugh, I hate it when I'm just trying to have some casual, fun sex and some no-life loser starts yelling at me that she's actually Gold 3 at ranked sex in her main account before reporting me for "throwing"

[-] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago

Well honestly I have the skills of a diamond rank but the matchmaking keeps putting me in with silver rank teammates so I guess I'll never get out of (barely) gold

[-] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

I'm not usually this bad at ranked orgies, the season meta just sucks

[-] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

God I miss early Sex before oral and pronebone got nerfed to hell

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

๐Ÿ˜‚ I feel you, oral was a big part of my range

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