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[-] [email protected] 43 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I mean… dunno about you, but I look my best with that sweet patina of sweat glistening on my forehead, a drop of drool meandering towards my chin, and a hot load in my drawers.

I may not remember some nights, but I rest easy knowing that I’m a damn fine lookin drunk. Too much booze also makes me smell amazing.

Oh, and I’m a great drunk cook too. You can absolutely trust me with that knife.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

Is that how you got the nickname Half-Pinky-Shit-Pants-Low-Blood-Drunk-Ass-Sally? I always wondered what the subtle inside joke was

[-] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

Nah, I got that nickname from my preacher one Sunday after church.

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