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[–] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago (2 children)

It's an allegory for any "extremely niche" interest that would have been considered super weird before these people could easily find eachother, although OP probably had furries and people like that in mind.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)

It's 4chan. The dude literally wants to fuck toasters.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Like the cheap ones you get from the supermarket that break 3 weeks or the super expensive ones with very important blue LEDs on everything?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

How do I know, mate? This is not 4chan, we're on Lemmy. I want to ~~fuck~~ install Linux.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Anyone wanting to fuck the cheap ones is sick in the head.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

They just wanted to fuck vacuums like a normal mechanoperv, but it's 4chan

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Yeah, I've mostly heard this mentioned in reference to really obscure fetishes that you'd probably never have a chance to indulge in if it weren't for the internet.