chapotraphouse

Mr. Right-winger comes home from work dog tired. Just before he gets to his front door he gets shocked and he starts pushing the doorbell like crazy and pounding on the door like a madman. Finally Mrs. Right-winger opens the door.

"Oh, my goodness! I thought I was the victim of a random communist attack! Honey, what's gotten into you?"

"What is that!" He points at the Trump as crucified Jesus doormat.

"It's our brand new Trump as Crucified Jesus Doormat. It just got here this morning."

"You expect me to step on Our Lord and Savior Big Wet Boy? Inexcusable! This is a Christian household that loves Trump! This is like a fumi-e during the Tokugawa shogunate."

"It's like a what during the what? You're acting crazy."

"Have you stepped on it?"

"I don't know. Yeah. I guess so. Two or three times."

"We'll hang it over the fireplace in a place of honor. I don't think I need to divorce you. But you have dishonored me and our household."

Crying "But I thought it was cute!"