badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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Really would take a real perp-sweater to crack the Hexbear crew. Had a voting thread about gender identity and a thread about how many alt accounts you have on the same day. Smells like a Yugioh tournament in this damn site.
Wow, I can tell you're real smart, putting two and two together like that. A thread about gender identity and a revival of the /r/CTH "everyone is my alt" meme. Only an incredibly logical mind could look at those and deduce that all the owls are one person.
Why are you even here? You made an account, disappeared for 2 weeks, and then came back to announce you were giving the site one last chance to keep you. Why would we want to keep you? Did you get the impression that the site with communities like ChapoTrapHouse and FakeNews is some kind of major centre of leftist organising?
Go touch some grass and stop making up owl conspiracies, you're just being weird.
The owl doth protest too much, methinks. Extremely funny to go right from declaring everything you do is a joke to saying my joke about "last chance to keep me for your org" meant I think the "anti-sectarian" imageboard is a REAL PLACE and an ORG. Lol, my other posts clarify I understand the medium is the massage, but I can't expect you to keep up with that while profile stalking me. After all you don't care about the content of the post, only the aphasic rhythm of posting and emoting.
You completely misinterpreted my post about leaving America, ~~you are really dumb~~ that's mean nvm >:) you are really ANNOYING, I think you did it even though you're smart enough to avoid it. The point was if I leave the US then I can't join US orgs
Do you know what the funniest thing is about people like you who camp out on websites and try to belong to them? You can't restrain yourself from showing off the way you take everything other people say the worst way in order to feel better about yourself. As long as they can't prove to you that they were joking, you get to feel smarter. Every joke you miss, every message you misinterpret makes you smarter. You get smarter by missing the point of everything, proving whatever you came across was stupid. So that's how you got to 2024 incapable of doing anything other than throwing temper tantrums about how shit things are where you live. And I'm going to Vietnam. You're jealous aren't you? Aren't you jealous you chose to try to stay and fix the imperial core? I'm leaving in July. I've got a career.
@Voight? This is incredible, either you're @Voight or I attract a really specific brand of weirdo that makes wild deductions from extremely broad statements, has an obsession with being more intelligent than other people, splits their near instant replies into 3-5 posts, and is totally going to move to Veitnam any day now.
Edit: Oh, and the obsession with some sort of elite class of website regulars who are conspiring against you.
Buddy you probably wouldn't get any comments about your obsession with belonging to an internet forum for posting anime pictures if you hadn't cited "a joke we used to do on the subreddit" like I give a fuck. And you wouldn't get called out for using alt accounts if you bothered to introduce variety other than "SHIT!!! POOP! I AM VERY FUNNY! OWL COVERED IN SHIT!!! oh god im sad again wahhh the world is ending :(((( POOP!!!"
I don't have any option other than moving to Vietnam to be involved in this industry. I might as well roast you about it.
I forgot about getting mad about the community having a history and in jokes that they don't know, Voight did that too. Are you sure you're not Voight?
are you sure you're not an owl covered in shit?
I like how there's never any point it's just "getting mad" not me pointing out there is a group of people here sitting around like "hey it's fine if we make alts and bot our own site and harass people and pretend to be members of marginalized communities, if we multiply representation we'll eventually get the real deal" and you admit it half the time like brother you have a drunk man randomly leaking everything on here.
I called the whole Ukraine/Palestine bent leaving you guys helpless and unhappy too. Like just the other day a guy was getting mad at me for pointing out defeatism on the behalf of the Palestinians is inappropriate and unwarranted. I speak to you because I understand nobody would act like you unless you were in deep pain and suffering from a shattered identity. Maybe eventually some of it will sink in. But after seeing people still wandering around talking about how "Russia is putting Ukrainians in a war zone and the USA is sending weapons to stop it" I guess I have to write off the old sub. Would be nice if we had a Ship of Theseus thing going here, but we both know that isn't true. You know how much of the activity here is all "regulars".
I don't give snide advice to people I hate. You deserve to know better than spending years doing online performing arts in the hopes nobody notices, but at the same time everyone does. You deserve better than trying to fix commonwealth countries. Move to a country that's doing MAOIST AGRICULTURE and RAISE THE DEVELOPMENT LEVEL. Stop participating in the activist-NGO complex that has robbed you of hope and agency! Or die!
Also "Ryan Gosling" and "Zed Proclaimer" (Z poster)??? LOL come on at least make the names less obvious I know it's not just Owls. You all post exactly the same. You can tell when Le Discord Gang pulls up. Show yourselves cowards. I should have reported my OWN post so you see it's directly mailing mods
So what's the theory here? I'm just swapping between my accounts constantly, keeping a consistent "identity" attached to each one (e.g British, Australian, American), posting all day and night? When would I have time to do my job?
Are you asking me if I'm going to do what you do and waste all my time reading your entire profile, or I'm only riffing on how blatantly shady everyone here acts? Wouldn't that just be indulging your little online persona even more? You can read everything I've said fourteen times, I don't have anything to hide. I'm not the one hiding my posts. It's the latter. You can stop panicking that my litigation will proceed further.
This is too easy why are you giving me material
Go on, you know you want to hit it with a
Cmon my little Discord kittens, it's longer than two sentences. You're not actually going to read it are you? That would take too long. It's time for
Nice Discord emote that was customized into a programmer hobbyist version of reddit. Really telegraphs how much more in touch with nature and society you are than I am. Gonna reconsider my life.
i wish i could be in tune with nature, i just got home from a 12 hour shift and logged on to laugh at some commie shitposts and i see you having an absolutely normal one in here. go do something with your life dude
I am, I'm telling people I've known for years that I've been watching them decaying. It's a wonderful hobby. I do this to people I know who destroyed their lives with drugs, too. They act smug as well. My cancerous, decrepit uncle tried to come at me, even. I just keep getting smugger and smugger by the day.
You could have left it at the emote and pretended you were joking if you wanted, but if you want to send me bitterness, I will again return the truth. You all picked the wrong pastime. Liberal idealism with mild discomfort added for spice, and participation or passive spectating in the activist-NGO complex.
I've written entire papers about this place & others like it (not specifically don't worry I'm not trying to ruin anything, but I felt like striking back against the world's Alexander Reid Ross type nerds!), and hundreds of blogs now, about the peculiarities of the PSL and DSA and CPUSA and all these online liberals. It's a pretty rich seam to mine. Can you blame me for giving back instead of passively treating you people like lolcows? I don't have that attitude. You see people criticizing stuff on here but they never leave to take their criticism to the source any longer. You all learned your lesson from walking up to Lord Fauntleroy and his five inbred children and calling him a virgin. It just doesn't make sense.
Ask yourself, is it really about being against wrecking? Or is it desperately trying to find another stranger emotionally labile enough to feel shamed by a bunch of random people who've decided to brand themselves as "the chapo subreddit in exile"? At this point I think the objective it to act like you don't understand what I'm saying. You certainly don't have anything to say to me other than "isn't it weird that you noticed?" - no, it isn't weird. It would be weird to pretend not to notice how people use this website. Lemmy votes are public when viewed off instance fun fact. Figured out what's going on here years ago. I send letters because I care. I think there's some part of you losers that still wants to grow. So don't get all depressed, make big moves. Don't go with the default option and just stay in America and speculate about moving to the Netherlands. Everyone does that. It's so annoying.
Whenever anyone in my life finds out I'm going to Vietnam, do you know what they say to me? Not "oh that's so cool, omg you're going to see so much cool shit" they ask "huh?? why??" and I say "WHAT WAS THE QUESTION? THIS WALKWAY IS TOO CLOSE TO THE HIGHWAY FOR THE ROARING TO DIMINISH I DIDN'T CATCH THAT"