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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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As you all know I got raptured yesterday during the totality of the eclipse and now I'm in heaven well IT SUCKS. They only have pretzels and gamecube. Jesus always wants to read the bible and they don't have any movies with boobies in them. I still can't see god, they say I need to be here for at least 2 more centuries. GIVE ME A BREAK

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

White boy from the states finds a nice Arab man preaching peace, love, and universal inclusion to be annoying?

Real shocker.

Wait till you find out Jesus's views on China, anti-cracker-aktion

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Jesus is too busy playing Super Mario Sunshine to do anything anyway, I feel ripped off

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

The only thing more effective to the cause of Leftist Revolution than posting is ingesting the deep and profoundly moving social theory present in Nintendo's most accomplished Mario imprint.

If Karl Marx, Mao Zedong, and Vladimir Lenin had been alive during the GameCube period, Communism wouldn't have failed.