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[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"Quickly, quickly now!" I shout, pushing my girlfriend into the bathroom and slamming the door behind me.

"Dan, are we...are we gonna die?"

"Melissa, babe, no...we're not gonna die." I shout over the sound of debris falling into the fire outside. Bending behind the toilet, I grab the bath mouthpiece and fish it

alright i started typing this with the intention to end it with a bunch of firefighters finding our charred corpses around the toilet with the bath mouthpiece and going "wow that's stupid as shit there was a window right there" but my adhd said otherwise.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

I like your ending