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I still sometimes think about the guy in my lower secondary school English class in probably 2016 reading the infobox on the Wikipedia article for Tanzania, and saying out loud, "Official languages: none de jure??", pronouncing it in a heavy singsongy Norwegian accent like "NOO-nuh duh YEW-ruh??", apparently believing "None De Jure" to be the name of some sort of obscure African language rather than just meaning "no official language"

And then I remember that this was around the same time that the teacher asked what New York was named after, and I raised my hand and answered "the Dork of York". And then my soul goes nichijou_pencil_stab.mp4 for a bit

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago (8 children)

Once in a while, I remember a doozy when I was in high school where the dude read every instance of organism as orgasm. Also remember in HS a girl who shat herself because the sub was power tripping and wouldn't let her go.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago (5 children)

people who shit/piss themselves to show fascist teachers they are serious actually rule. so does orgasm/organism thinking about it

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

In second grade I asked to go to the nurse's office because I didn't feel well. The darling teacher actually shriveled up her face and sneered at me - "You're fine"