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Passwords are insecure (programming.dev)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Forgot to add "Add a comma in your password, so if the all the user logins get leak, it will destroy the CSV file it gets uploaded to".

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

It won't destroy the .csv file, but your (below standard) client might have issues reading it. That woman from The Office knows those are not the same thing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Add a drop table statement to it while you're at it