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[–] [email protected] 70 points 7 months ago (19 children)

My favorite is “Java is slow” said by someone advocating for a language that’s at least 10 times slower.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago (5 children)

My favourite is "all the boilerplate" then they come up with go's error checking where you repeat the same three lines after every function call so that 60% of your code is the same lines orlf error checking over and over

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

When you handle all your errs the same way, I'd say you're doing something wrong. You can build some pretty strong err trace wrapping errs. I also think it's more readable than the average try catch block.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

You still need to add error handling to every call to every function that might raise an error

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