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the jvm brings enough bugs to outweigh any benefits there...
it is relatively fast, but it's slow in that it takes up a bunch of resources that could be doing other things...
Please name a few
i decline your invite to debate the merits of java and jvm... i will instead walk my dog through this beautiful park here...
but, it's all been said on top level comments on this post.
it's trash, and honestly, even if it was perfect, sun microsystems has ruined any potential benefits.
Have a good walk at least
You cannot get rid of garbage collectors, but you can always compile your java into binary to reduce the memory footprint.
sea lion
Bullshit.