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Oh, this vile fucker. (hexbear.net)

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 8 months ago (1 children)

In a near future press conference - Elon is angry and he finally goes ballistic.

"Listen and understand. The car is automated. It is automated. How many times must I say this. It is automated! For quality control the car is monitored by the Tesla Monitoring Center in Bangalore."

A reporter yells out " 'Monitoring' includes driving, right?"

"That is a lie! You little ffff—" and somehow Elon gets himself not to call the reporter a "fucker". But he starts storming off the stage like a Stormtrooper and with his back is to the reporters he's yells "It is automated!"

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Later in the middle of the night Tesla issues a terse press release saying little more than: "For quality control the car is monitored by the Tesla Monitoring Center in Bangalore. Such control may include navigation management and adjustments..."

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago

i hate that i imagined him doing all that in perfect clarity