badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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serious post in badposting:
PLUGGING THE MERLIN APP (which you, dear comrade dongwang, are obviously using)
IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN BIRDS PLEASE DOWNLOAD THE MERLIN APP, IT HAS SOUND ID AS WELL AS STEP-BY-STEP VISUAL ID, VERY COOL APP FOR BIRDWATCHING
I'VE ALREADY BEEN USING IT BUT THANKS FOR SPREADING THE WORD COMRADE!
HELL YEAH BROTHER SPREAD THAT BIRD KNOWLEDGE
Also breaking my badposting persona;
Merlin’s sister app, eBird, is an amazing resource that provides scientists and amateur birders alike with up to date data on sightings.
It’s kind of like a Facebook for birds, in that it gives detailed info on the last time a bird was seen at that location. Plus it’s not filled with racists or minion memes.
Go forth and look at pretty birds!