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[-] [email protected] 36 points 5 months ago

It's not my fault it takes ages to compile. It's the government non mandated backdoors binaries causing it to take 3 hours instead of 2:59:59.5

[-] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

What's the real mind-blower: if some guy's computer was slow, the entire world would get a backdoor.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Can’t we dynamically link them?

this post was submitted on 02 Apr 2024
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