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[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Basically all those miracles are pretty easy sleight of hand.

Turn one fish into ten? Just requires a huge bag. Turn water into wine? It takes a few months, but the hard part is doing it well, not doing it at all. Turning blood into booze? You just need some everclear and an IV needle.