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Alien: "We've come to rule you."
Dude: "Cool." points at DC
"One of our leaders spaced out yesterday for like 12 seconds and crapped his pants on live television. You can start there."
Did he actually shit himself, and if yes, do you have a cite for that? I dessssprately need that to be true.
Someone check his diaper.
"Hmm... we really only wanted to rule over you to harvest your species' brain power through an interface with our computational networks. This... just won't do. Later losers!"
You mean a network where everyone is connected and contributing to a shared goal? Where we are all one with everything around us and all the differences in our personalities gets recognized in a post scarcity environment?
"I for one welcome our new overlords. What's our purpose?" "Destroy."